Japanese TV Part 1

Japanese television is retarded. I just watched a show where two kids are reading “Lord of the Rings” and the characters come to life. Only, its not Lord of the Rings, because the characters are a guy in a red eighteenth century European military uniform, a princess in a two-dollar tiara, a guy with a plastic helmet and shield, and a greasy haired old woman in a French maid outfit. But they totally used the music from the Lord of the Rings soundtrack all throughout the show. At one point, the guy in the military uniform was fighting a wall made of cardboard boxes, and then he fought construction equipment. It was like a bad dream that insisted on making no sense.